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May. 22nd, 2004 08:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brightbluegirlJesus fucking Christ.
I just went to grab the vacuum (or what we have that passes for a vacuum - it's like a glorified dust buster, really), and it LEAKED.
And do you know what it leaked???
Cat pee.
Fucking CAT PEE.
Now, either Andrew vacuumed up some pee and didn't realize it would kill the vacuum, or he vacuumed it accidentally, or somehow she contorted herself into this really weird position so she could pee right into the dust collector thingie without getting any on the outside of the vacuum.
Uhhuh.
DAMMIT.
It wasn't much of a vacuum, but it was all we had.
Mother FUCKER. Mother fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck.
FUCK.
I just went to grab the vacuum (or what we have that passes for a vacuum - it's like a glorified dust buster, really), and it LEAKED.
And do you know what it leaked???
Cat pee.
Fucking CAT PEE.
Now, either Andrew vacuumed up some pee and didn't realize it would kill the vacuum, or he vacuumed it accidentally, or somehow she contorted herself into this really weird position so she could pee right into the dust collector thingie without getting any on the outside of the vacuum.
Uhhuh.
DAMMIT.
It wasn't much of a vacuum, but it was all we had.
Mother FUCKER. Mother fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck.
FUCK.
