Does not play well with others.

[brightbluegirl]

Coworker1: Are you on a salad diet or something? For the last 3 days all I've seen you eat is salad!
Coworker2: I just like salad. There's nothing wrong with that!
Coworker1: But you don't have any meat in there!
Coworker2: I boiled some eggs and cut them up. It's yummy!
Coworker1: But meat is better! Meat stays in your stomach longer!!

Me: Uh, yeah, it also stays in your BOWELS longer.

Coworker1: ... ... ...
Coworker2: *laughter*

Comments

[gruggach.livejournal.com]

nothing satisfies like a hunk of meat in my colon.

Perhaps i should rephrase that...

[freakykitten.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That is SO going on your tombstone.

[gruggach.livejournal.com]

My tombstone pizza?

[freakykitten.livejournal.com]

yuck!

[tedshubris.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a persistent question asked of some of the vegans at my college. Is oral sex vegan?

[freakykitten.livejournal.com]

yep. The whole concept of veganism is that the animals are tortured/killed/bereft of their milk etc without consent. As long as the oral sex is between two consenting people, it's vegan. Kinda like breast milk - vegan.

[tedshubris.livejournal.com]

Ah, so if you could talk to a cow, and ask it politely for its milk, and it agreed, that would be vegan milk. *grin*

[freakykitten.livejournal.com]

Yep! At least, as far as *I'm* concerned. But then again, I heard tell of some really fucking stupid vegans somewhere in the states who had their child taken away from them because they weren't feeding the baby breastmilk, but just water and a bit of miso. Jeez Louise.

So, have you read the four part trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? Particularly, the book "The Restaurant at the end of the Galaxy"? Just wondering. Talking cows bred to enjoy giving their flanks for human consumption exist there...

[fanlain.livejournal.com]

wow.