Legolas vs Orlando Bloom

[brightbluegirl]

So it's been established - Orlando Bloom, who plays Legolas, isn't NEARLY as attractive as the character Legolas himself.

Legolas, on the other hand, is sexy. EXTREMELY sexy.

Because he's an elf. Because he's lived a long time. Because he is responsible and skilled and mature and funny and stylin.

Orlando Bloom is just another young pretty boy who hasn't been through anything. How boring!

It's like - I find Aragorn so sexy because he's older and mature and serious and skilled.

My god. I remember when I liked them young and hairless.

Oh wait.

Andrew's young.

And relatively hairless.

What the hell is going on?

Hmmm. But he's also skilled and mature and silly. I guess that adds up....

And he is going to be SUCH a sexy older man!

Comments

[aviatrix.livejournal.com]

Ok. But for the record, I would still DO the entire male cast of LOTR, in character or not, individually or in groups of 3.

Even Gimli.

And probably the WETA workshop guys, too.